A husband’s letter to his wife

Dear Sharon Darling


I can’t send you my salary this
month because
the global market crisis has affected
my
Company’s performance, so I am
sending
100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please
understand
and
adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband, His wife
replied
Hey hubby
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid
with
the
Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses
for
one
month’s milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to
disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to
take 2
or
3kisses instead of
the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not
accept
kisses only,so I gave him other
items, I hope
you
understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry about me, I still
have a balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can
survive
the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next
month?”

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